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As we kiss 2011 goodbye, and welcome the new year, I’ve made my resolutions. Have you?

Here they are, keeping in mind what JK Rowling (Luna Lovegood) says: “Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.” Hmmm…that may be true for wizards, but I’m not so sure about it in the muggle world.

Here are the Top Ten Things I Will Not Lose in 2012:

10. My Keys

9. My Sense of Humor

8. My Hair

7. My Temper

6. A Bet

5. One Sock

4. My Cellphone

3. An Argument

2. My Mind

1. My Virginity

Happy New Year!!!!!

2 responses to “New Year’s Resolution: The Top Ten Things I Will Not Lose in 2012”

  1. Hey Lady! You crack me up. I’ll take that list for my own. I’ll add to that – I won’t lose an opportunity to say a kind word. Have a great 2012!

  2. Thanks, Ann…I’m glad I gave you a good laugh! Happy New Year, friend! (I couldn’t resist myself on the ridiculousness of virginity long lost…)

    Have a great 2012!

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