New Year’s Resolution: The Top Ten Things I Will Not Lose in 2012

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As we kiss 2011 goodbye, and welcome the new year, I’ve made my resolutions. Have you?

Here they are, keeping in mind what JK Rowling (Luna Lovegood) says: “Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.” Hmmm…that may be true for wizards, but I’m not so sure about it in the muggle world.

Here are the Top Ten Things I Will Not Lose in 2012:

10. My Keys

9. My Sense of Humor

8. My Hair

7. My Temper

6. A Bet

5. One Sock

4. My Cellphone

3. An Argument

2. My Mind

1. My Virginity

Happy New Year!!!!!